The Quickest Way to Look Taller
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For those of you who desperately need to look taller quickly, there is a solution. Firstly, let's look at why might you need a quick fix to look taller? There could be a number of reasons, but usually it's one of the following three...
Your due to attend a party surrounded by tall guys
You going to a wedding and your worried that on all the photos you will appear small
Your going on a date and want to impress
I can see the desperation on your faces now... "cut the crap" your thinking... "just tell me what I got to do".
Well you see the guy in the picture (Josh Cuthbert of UnionJ of the Max Factor, I mean X Factor) - what can you see about him that's different from most guys? (apart from the fact that he's wearing more make up than Maralyn Manson)
His hair gives him another 3 inches / or nearly 8cm. That's just rediculous that someone can look 3 inches taller instantly. You might think to yourself, yeah right, this does not make him look taller, but trust me, it's all implied social awareness. It's proven that people around him will think he is taller than he really is. It's onbe of the best tricks in the book for looking taller quickly / instantly.
It's thought that Josh's advisors requested his stylists to give him this hairstyle known as the 'height booster'. For proof that he is a small guy, look at him before he had his hair professionally styled (he's second from the right). He's only as tall as JJ, on the left of the photo, who happens to be stood on a step at least 6 inches / 15cm lower than him.
Another thing this guy does now, since being advised, is wear shoes with huge soles. Both these techniques combined make Josh look a lot taller than he really is.
But remember guys, there's always a limit to everything before you start looking stupid...
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